Friends, tell me of ships you hate.
The Niña, the Pinta and the Santa Maria.
i hate when a man does something problematique™ and another man is like “that wasnt a man, that was a boy” to distance himself from the fuckery…like no thats a MAN just like you! same genus, same species, same pokemon type!
(via averagefairy)
theseprezelsaremakingmethirsty:
tik tok by ke$ha is a better song than stressed out by 21p
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
a post from me
ke$ha reading the dictionary is a better song than stressed out by 21 polots
THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE
I have officially lost all faith in my generation.
Excuse me but i must go dig my grave.
Apparently there are some kids in the gen who have somehow skipped out on the nostalgia that runs in all of our veins and the tornadoes in our minds and therefore cannot appreciate the importance and meanings behind all songs by tøp
Goodbye world
I no longer want to associate with these people
Ever again
tag urself im the tornadoes in our minds
how much do you wanna bet that those who hate stressed out and prefer tik tok are the ones who have mummy and daddy pay for all their shit while they’re doing shots and haven’t had to experience the real world where people shoot down your dreams and tell you wake up you need to make money
i have about $2 in quarters and Tik Tok has given me more life than your over analyzed bean man will ever give me
why yall so mad. tik tok is so soft and gentle. tik tok wants yall to have a good time. who tf are these 21 pilots. what kinda plane needs 21 pilots.
(via bajn)
The real the means of production was the friends we made along the way
Willy Wonka sent out his chocolate bars worldwide, and 5 white kids (4 with first-world problems) still won.
To be fair, his goal was apparently to send a stern warning about the evils of entitlement by murdering them in ironic ways.
Also, the rich, spoiled, first world white kids aren’t presented in the story as having gotten the tickets by chance, the story is very clear that they and their families used their privilege and power to game the system - taking what was initially presented as a random selection and cheating by leveraging their disproportionate resources - wasting mountains of chocolate in pursuit of gold…
Willy Wonka and the Discourse Factoty
(via jazeth)